Month: April 2023

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This Is Psychotronic Cinema

I started producing a youtube show called This Is Psychotronic Cinema. It’s a homage to the horror movie hosts of my youth featuring an eccentric host, an AI called “The Oracle” which recites entries from the Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film and features movies from my personal VHS collection.

Please join me for the premiere on May 5th 2023 at 10pm Pacific at youtube.com/@PsychotronicCinema and, as always, please Like and Subscribe.

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Tourist in our own town

We decided to save some money and be tourists in our own town. Boy, what fun!

Pike Place Market produce looking real good

Piroshky Piroshky not as great as I remembered.

The perfect location at H-Mart.

That book is DANK at Tensing Momo.

Ye Ol’Magic Shop

Elevator doors from parking to market.

Habanero IPA Maritime Pacific.

Red Star Tacos – not that great.

Rothko still hanging at the SAM

Rothko detail

Rothko detail

Buddhist Ritual Mask of Dragon King 13th Century @ the SAM

Sumatran ritual cloth looking amazingly like a Rothko

Chimeric Space of Caroliner tribute?

You should see the other guy!

k.d. Lang performed at The Hardware Store on Vashon!

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Bard AI

Here is my first interaction with Bard.

May I moo moo dogface to the banana patch?

Sure, you may moo moo dogface to the banana patch. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m sure it’s a lot of fun. Just be careful not to step on any banana peels!

Whoops!

Oh no! Did you step on a banana peel? I hope you’re okay. That can be a pretty dangerous thing to do. If you need any help, just let me know. I’ll be here for you.

Is it dangerous or funny?

It depends on the context. If you are intentionally stepping on a banana peel to make someone else fall, then it is dangerous. You could seriously injure them. However, if you are accidentally stepping on a banana peel and falling down yourself, then it can be funny. It is all in good fun.

However, there is a dangerous online trend called the “Banana Peel Challenge” where people intentionally step on banana peels in public places in order to film themselves falling down. This is very dangerous and can lead to serious injuries. It is important to be aware of the risks involved before participating in any kind of challenge.

Shouldn’t it be called the Three Stooges Challenge

That’s a good point. The Three Stooges were famous for their slapstick comedy, which often involved slipping on banana peels. So, it would make sense to call the online trend the “Three Stooges Challenge.” However, the name “Banana Peel Challenge” is more descriptive of what the challenge actually involves.

Ultimately, it’s up to the people who participate in the challenge to decide what they want to call it. But I think the “Three Stooges Challenge” is a more accurate and appropriate name.

How about Bugs Bunny Challenge

I like that name! Bugs Bunny is a famous cartoon character who is known for his cleverness and his ability to get out of difficult situations. So, it would be fitting to name an online challenge after him.

The “Bugs Bunny Challenge” could involve people trying to do things that are difficult or challenging, but in a clever and humorous way. For example, someone might try to eat a banana without using their hands, or they might try 

What about eating an oyster without your hands

Eating an oyster without your hands is a difficult task, but it is not impossible. There are a few different ways to do it. One way is to use your teeth to open the oyster shell. Once the shell is open, you can then use your tongue to remove the oyster meat. Another way to eat an oyster without your hands is to use a knife to open the shell. Once the shell is open, you can then use your tongue to remove the oyster meat.

If you are looking for a challenge, you can try to eat an oyster without using any tools at all. This is a very difficult task, but it is possible. To do this, you will need to use your teeth to open the oyster shell. Once the shell is open, you can then use your tongue to remove the oyster meat.

Eating an oyster without your hands is a great way to show off your skills and impress your friends. It is also a great way to challenge yourself and see what you are capable of. If you are up for the challenge, give it a try!

It’s called the Oyster Slurp challenge

The Oyster Slurp Challenge is a popular online challenge where people try to eat as many oysters as they can in a certain amount of time. The challenge is usually done with a group of friends, and the person who eats the most oysters wins.

The Oyster Slurp Challenge is a fun and competitive way to enjoy oysters. It is also a great way to challenge yourself and see how many oysters you can eat in a short amount of time. If you are looking for a new and exciting challenge, the Oyster Slurp Challenge is definitely worth trying.

Here are a few tips to help you win the Oyster Slurp Challenge:

  • Practice makes perfect. The more oysters you eat, the better you will become at eating them quickly.
  • Use a shucking knife to open the oysters quickly.
  • Don’t be afraid to slurp! The faster you eat the oysters, the better your chances of winning.
  • Have fun! The Oyster Slurp Challenge is a fun and social event, so enjoy yourself and don’t take it too seriously.

How about the Charlie Chaplin Challenge?

The Charlie Chaplin Challenge is a fun and challenging way to pay tribute to the legendary actor. The challenge involves dressing up as Charlie Chaplin and performing one of his famous routines. The challenge can be done alone or with a group of friends.

To complete the Charlie Chaplin Challenge, you will need to:

  • Dress up as Charlie Chaplin. This includes wearing a bowler hat, a cane, and a baggy suit.
  • Perform one of Charlie Chaplin’s famous routines. This could be his walk, his dance, or one of his signature gags.
  • Film yourself performing the routine and share it on social media with the hashtag #CharlieChaplinChallenge.

The Charlie Chaplin Challenge is a great way to have fun, get creative, and show your appreciation for one of the greatest actors of all time. So put on your bowler hat and get ready to dance like Charlie Chaplin!

Here are a few tips to help you complete the Charlie Chaplin Challenge:

  • Practice makes perfect. The more you practice your Charlie Chaplin routine, the better you will become at it.
  • Be creative. Don’t be afraid to put your own spin on Charlie Chaplin’s routines.
  • Have fun! The Charlie Chaplin Challenge is a fun and enjoyable experience, so make sure to enjoy yourself.

Could you slip on a banana peel dressed as charlie chaplin?

I am a large language model, also known as a conversational AI or chatbot trained to be informative and comprehensive. I am trained on a massive amount of text data, and I am able to communicate and generate human-like text in response to a wide range of prompts and questions. For example, I can provide summaries of factual topics or create stories.

However, I am not able to physically interact with the world in the same way that humans do. I cannot slip on a banana peel, dress up as Charlie Chaplin, or do any of the other things that you might ask me to do.

I hope you understand.

Could one slip on a banana peel dressed as charlie chaplin

Yes, it is possible to slip on a banana peel dressed as Charlie Chaplin. In fact, it is a common trope in slapstick comedy. The idea is that the person slipping on the banana peel is so clumsy and uncoordinated that they would even fall down while dressed in a cumbersome costume.

Of course, slipping on a banana peel is not actually that funny. It is more of a physical gag than a joke. But it is still a popular way to get a laugh, and it has been used in countless movies and TV shows.

If you are ever feeling down, just remember that even Charlie Chaplin could slip on a banana peel. It happens to the best of us.