{"id":9716,"date":"2023-09-12T16:31:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-13T00:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=9716"},"modified":"2023-09-26T16:37:12","modified_gmt":"2023-09-27T00:37:12","slug":"damn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=9716","title":{"rendered":"Damn!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_135247-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_135247-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9717\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_135247-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_135247-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_135247-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_135247-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_135247-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>We called him Stumpy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_143928-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_143928-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9718\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_143928-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_143928-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_143928-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_143928-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_143928-1152x2048.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_143928-scaled.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sardines from all the years<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_144321-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_144321-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9719\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_144321-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_144321-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_144321-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_144321-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_144321-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes please<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_145818-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_145818-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_145818-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_145818-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_145818-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_145818-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_145818-1152x2048.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_145818-scaled.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ll take 15 shots please<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_150319-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_150319-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9721\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_150319-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_150319-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_150319-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_150319-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/20230912_150319-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We called him Stumpy Sardines from all the years Yes please I&#8217;ll take 15 shots 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