{"id":9562,"date":"2023-04-09T15:43:00","date_gmt":"2023-04-09T23:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=9562"},"modified":"2023-09-24T15:46:39","modified_gmt":"2023-09-24T23:46:39","slug":"chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=9562","title":{"rendered":"Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Most of you know I currently work in Audio Research. It&#8217;s an interesting environment to work in as I&#8217;m very far removed from the academic or scientific aspects of a career in science, but I DO know how important the published paper is to a career scientist. This went around the office and because I know how these paper look and read, it&#8217;s hilarious. Might be a geek inside joke, but I laughed my ass off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-interactive=\"core\/file\" class=\"wp-block-file\"><object data-wp-bind--hidden=\"!state.hasPdfPreview\" hidden class=\"wp-block-file__embed\" data=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/chicken.pdf\" type=\"application\/pdf\" style=\"width:100%;height:600px\" aria-label=\"Embed of chicken.\"><\/object><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-7894494b-d8c7-46e4-b444-829903cfb4a9\" href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/chicken.pdf\">chicken<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/chicken.pdf\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" download aria-describedby=\"wp-block-file--media-7894494b-d8c7-46e4-b444-829903cfb4a9\">Download<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most of you know I currently work in Audio Research. It&#8217;s an interesting environment to work in as I&#8217;m very far removed from the academic or scientific aspects of a career in science, but I DO know how important the published paper is to a career scientist. This went around the office and because I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=9562\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chicken&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9564,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9562\/revisions\/9564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}