{"id":9064,"date":"2020-12-01T11:11:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-01T19:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=9064"},"modified":"2023-06-22T16:31:58","modified_gmt":"2023-06-23T00:31:58","slug":"happy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=9064","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It\u2019s my birthday and my wife loves me so much she could bite her toes so I win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/happy-b.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/happy-b.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9065\" width=\"673\" height=\"897\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/happy-b.jpeg 526w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/happy-b-225x300.jpeg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 673px) 100vw, 673px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s my birthday and my wife loves me so much she could bite her toes so I win.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9064"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9067,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9064\/revisions\/9067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}