{"id":5719,"date":"2021-06-10T13:57:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-10T21:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=5719"},"modified":"2021-06-20T13:59:50","modified_gmt":"2021-06-20T21:59:50","slug":"are-you-alive-or-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=5719","title":{"rendered":"Are you Alive or Death?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I know you don&#8217;t need to be a genius to work for TSA, but you&#8217;d think the Director of Homeland Security should have better grammatical skills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/You-Get-an-F-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"796\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/You-Get-an-F-796x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/You-Get-an-F-796x1024.jpg 796w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/You-Get-an-F-233x300.jpg 233w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/You-Get-an-F-768x988.jpg 768w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/You-Get-an-F-1194x1536.jpg 1194w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/You-Get-an-F-1592x2048.jpg 1592w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/You-Get-an-F-scaled.jpg 1990w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you don&#8217;t need to be a genius to work for TSA, but you&#8217;d think the Director of Homeland Security should have better grammatical skills.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5719"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5721,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5719\/revisions\/5721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}