{"id":5142,"date":"2020-07-23T07:34:53","date_gmt":"2020-07-23T15:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=5142"},"modified":"2020-07-23T07:34:58","modified_gmt":"2020-07-23T15:34:58","slug":"coffins-in-2-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=5142","title":{"rendered":"Coffins in 2 days!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Turns out you CAN order a casket from Amazon. Some are available under Prime. 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