{"id":2380,"date":"2015-05-23T19:09:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-24T03:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=2380"},"modified":"2023-03-22T17:02:25","modified_gmt":"2023-03-23T01:02:25","slug":"kiheis-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=2380","title":{"rendered":"Kihei&#8217;s Son"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Last night I was bestowed the honor of becoming Kihei&#8217;s Son. I accepted (of course). Getting the key to the city was a distinct honor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today, we had a parade down to Big Beach and it was amazing! The flower petal trail was too much! At Big Beach, I was informed that part of the ritual was that Kihei&#8217;s Son was to be blessed by the ocean and only then could you become a true Hawaiian. I accepted and went into the waters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I thought the waves looked a bit big. Bigger than I had experienced a few days before. I could see that if I just got out far enough, I could just bob in the big waves and everything would be cool. They crested nearer the beach. But then, all hell broke loose and a 10 foot wave was coming right toward me. I looked at Jaye and pointed and was trying to jump over and through it but&#8230;no luck. I was hit smack in the face with the beast. At first I tried to fight it. Then I remembered you were just supposed to ride it out. After being thrashed around like a rag doll for what seemed like minutes, I thought, &#8220;I this how it ends? Crowned Kihei&#8217;s Son, then swallowed by the ocean like nobody&#8217;s business?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As the ocean became a netti pot and my swim suit filled with sand, all of a sudden, I realized I could stand up and breath again. I didn&#8217;t drown!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And there was much rejoicing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I earned the crown and was offered a fresh coconut to drink from. Wow! What a vacation. That&#8217;s me in the center of the photo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/image1-300x178.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2381\" width=\"674\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/image1-300x178.jpg 300w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/image1.jpg 594w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 674px) 100vw, 674px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was bestowed the honor of becoming Kihei&#8217;s Son. I accepted (of course). Getting the key to the city was a distinct honor. Today, we had a parade down to Big Beach and it was amazing! The flower petal trail was too much! At Big Beach, I was informed that part of the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=2380\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kihei&#8217;s Son&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2380"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7924,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2380\/revisions\/7924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}