{"id":1863,"date":"2014-03-06T15:50:54","date_gmt":"2014-03-06T23:50:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=1863"},"modified":"2023-03-13T19:55:04","modified_gmt":"2023-03-14T03:55:04","slug":"negative-royalties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=1863","title":{"rendered":"Negative Royalties"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I have just accomplished the impossible! I received a royalty statement from Audible.com that was a NEGATIVE amount! For my next act, I will crash the stock market!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Poe-Boys-Bakers-Dozen-Poems\/dp\/1492373346\/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1394149571&amp;sr=8-9&amp;keywords=poe+boys\">Buy the book here<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Poe-Boys-Cover-full-212x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1662\" width=\"672\" height=\"951\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have just accomplished the impossible! I received a royalty statement from Audible.com that was a NEGATIVE amount! For my next act, I will crash the stock market! Buy the book here<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1863"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7650,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863\/revisions\/7650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}