{"id":1794,"date":"2014-01-08T22:33:16","date_gmt":"2014-01-09T06:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=1794"},"modified":"2023-03-13T17:12:55","modified_gmt":"2023-03-14T01:12:55","slug":"cracker-factory-ruled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=1794","title":{"rendered":"Cracker Factory Ruled!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I KNOW you weren&#8217;t at the Cracker Factory gig tonight because I was there taking names. You missed it you stupid fucker. Shane had serpent bass fingers. Denali killed it and it wasn&#8217;t even his kit! RL rocked the lead so hard that it burnt up a cable AND broke a string AND he changed guitars mid song, lifting the cable to his hand with his foot and never dropped a single lyric. This is professionalism right here and you missed it. You have been warned! Next time there will be fines issued.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/cracker-factory.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/cracker-factory.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7047\" width=\"673\" height=\"676\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/cracker-factory.jpeg 597w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/cracker-factory-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/cracker-factory-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/cracker-factory-100x100.jpeg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 673px) 100vw, 673px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I KNOW you weren&#8217;t at the Cracker Factory gig tonight because I was there taking names. You missed it you stupid fucker. Shane had serpent bass fingers. Denali killed it and it wasn&#8217;t even his kit! RL rocked the lead so hard that it burnt up a cable AND broke a string AND he changed &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/?p=1794\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Cracker Factory Ruled!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1794"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7618,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions\/7618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottcolburn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}