Cracker Factory Ruled!

I KNOW you weren’t at the Cracker Factory gig tonight because I was there taking names. You missed it you stupid fucker. Shane had serpent bass fingers. Denali killed it and it wasn’t even his kit! RL rocked the lead so hard that it burnt up a cable AND broke a string AND he changed guitars mid song, lifting the cable to his hand with his foot and never dropped a single lyric. This is professionalism right here and you missed it. You have been warned! Next time there will be fines issued.